Things That Keep Me Awake at Night Notepad

Where Vintage Charm Meets Sharp Wit

"Things That Keep Me Awake at Night" notepad!

At Acorn General Store, we believe in giving gifts that spark joy, start laughter, and feel just a little bit rebellious. That’s why we’re delighted to carry a cheeky collection of vintage-inspired greeting cards, stationery, and novelty gifts from Bad Betty Greeting Co.

Designed in Rockford, Michigan, each card blends retro flair with razor-sharp modern humor—perfect for birthdays, breakups, makeups, and every moment in between. Whether you’re looking for a snarky anniversary card or the perfect just-because-you’re-a-mess message, Bad Betty helps you say it exactly how you mean it—with a wink.

💌 What You’ll Find:

• Hilarious parody greeting cards with bold, vintage graphics

• Dirty, sarcastic, and slightly inappropriate messages for your favorite bad influence

• Novelty gifts and stationery full of sass and charm

• Locally designed & printed in Michigan with love and attitude

• A must-have for those who believe laughter is the love language

From snarky thank-you notes to funny birthday cards, this paper goods collection is full of bite, charm, and perfectly timed punchlines. Because sometimes, the right words come with a side of sarcasm—and that’s a beautiful thing.

✨ Perfect for your mutually humored friends, co-workers, and fellow mischief-makers.

Details: • vibrant soft front and back anti-scratch cover • blank ivory-lined paper • 120 pages • 3" x 5" • metal spiral binding